| My Favourite Feeble People and a Tribute to WOB-i (the band) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| On this page, we will look at feeble people in a humorous way. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Every week I will highlight and profile a feeble person I know. I will be cruel, but hey, who gives? My first victim will be James Hanson. He is obese. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Well, all kinds of really useless stuff, such as he misses gigs with his band to go to model train fairs, were he lives out a long childhood fantasy by driving his train through other men's tunnels. Instead of having pictures of scantly-clad ladies in his folder, he has pictures of keyboards. His favourite musician is Elton John. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Here is our feeble person song this week. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
To the tune of Parklife by Blur: | Confidence is a preference of the habbitual obesness that is ..... HANSON An extra large suit can be avoided if you don't eat like .... HANSON He's got brewers droop, and he get's intimidated by the dirty prostitutes, they laaaav a bit of him ..... HANSON And then he's happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge their always be a bit of his belly devoted to it, All the people, so many people, And they all hate Elton John, lard ass mothers like James, James Hanson. It's got nothin' to do with your pork pie technique ya know. And it's not about you joggers who go round and round (Hanson)
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